sun-kissed-faces:

Working on my tan, finally.

awkward-killerzombie:

Lmao. Best movie ever!!<3

sweetpeachy1:

Howie is a little anti-social ……..

Howie is a very accurate representation of myself

“It’s just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.”

— The Mummy (1999) [x]

zdoriksandorik:

Well, I’ll hazard I can do more damage on my laptop sitting in my pajamas before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do in a year in the field. 

I shouldn’t be laughing so hard omg

 #the mating rituals of the black widow and the hawk are complex and beautiful #here we have a male trying to assert his dominance over the female by pulling her hair (a common foreplay technique among her kind) #not to be cowed so easily; the female retaliates by sinking her fangs into the hawks vulnerable wings #having found each other worthy the two then mate frantically for several hours at a time #this phenomenon can be witnessed at several confirmed mating sites such at budapest

the tags omg